All Day at Work

It has come to my attention that there is a nasty rumor 

going around about me, and I want to dispel this 

patently false information before it gains any further 

semblance of authenticity. First, it has been said that I

took the day off of work this Friday, ostensibly to prepare 

for my trip to Wyoming. 

This was the plan as I originally designed it, but was 

not what actually ended up happening. If this 

misinformation was all that was being spread, I wouldn't 

bother to contradict it. It is neither here nor there. I work

hard, and if I need a day off to prepare for my vacation,

then so be it.

But sadly the vicious slander that has reached my ears, and 

probably yours, suggests a second fallacy which is that

I not only stayed home from work, but actually spent the

day home from work playing violent video games... 

specifically, GTA IV. 

This is a complete lie, and I have the photographic 

evidence to prove it. 

See below:

These pictures clearly show that I arrived early that morning

for work, like always, and left after the sun had already set,

again as per usual. That's just how I roll at work... dedicated,

focused, part of the team, present and at 100 percent every

day of the work week to make the Columbia experience the 

best it can possibly be for all of our guests.

I hope this has cleared up any confusion, and destroyed the 

false structure of lies being constructed against me by my 

enemies.

I am not paranoid.

Have a good night.