Maybe even better than having children... 'cause you can share a meal with your children (for years and years), but you can't actually eat your children fresh from the oven as an accompaniment to a bowl of steaming hot chili, or as a sandwich with some deli meats&cheeses, nor as a dessert with butter and honey.
And if you don't use them in the first day or two, you just rip them up and feed them to the birds.... bagels that is, not children.
Yep... Bagels>Kids.
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Those things look like turds.
It takes one to know one.
(Is there anyway to respond maturely to such a comment... I don't think so.)
Shut up, Danface. These were delicious!
Is this what started the chili cook off at work?
Robert wants to eat my chili with "kids"?
I'm getting hungry just looking at them, dangle.
Eat your children fresh from the oven as an accompaniment to a bowl of steaming hot chili, or as a sandwich with some deli meats&cheeses, nor as a dessert with butter and honey.
And, if you don't use them in the first day or two, you just rip them up and feed them to the birds....children that is, NOT bagels.
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