Sunday, January 20, 2008

My First Bagels

Ahh... your first batch of bagels... few things are more satisfying.

Maybe even better than having children... 'cause you can share a meal with your children (for years and years), but you can't actually eat your children fresh from the oven as an accompaniment to a bowl of steaming hot chili, or as a sandwich with some deli meats&cheeses, nor as a dessert with butter and honey.

And if you don't use them in the first day or two, you just rip them up and feed them to the birds.... bagels that is, not children.

Yep... Bagels>Kids. 


6 comments:

fisherdm said...

Those things look like turds.

RB said...

It takes one to know one.

(Is there anyway to respond maturely to such a comment... I don't think so.)

J. Flip said...

Shut up, Danface. These were delicious!

prw said...

Is this what started the chili cook off at work?

Robert wants to eat my chili with "kids"?

Fix said...

I'm getting hungry just looking at them, dangle.

Jason Fix said...

Eat your children fresh from the oven as an accompaniment to a bowl of steaming hot chili, or as a sandwich with some deli meats&cheeses, nor as a dessert with butter and honey.

And, if you don't use them in the first day or two, you just rip them up and feed them to the birds....children that is, NOT bagels.